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IN THE LAB:
Nice lab coat, it would look better on my bedroom floor
BIOLOGY:
"I wish I was DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.... baby"
"If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?"
"You're so hot you just denatured my enzymes"
"I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U"
"It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat"
"Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?"
"If I were a Schwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential. " (THAT IS SICK)
"Hey baby, want to form a zygote?"
"If my right leg is a cell membrane, and my left leg is the other, do you want to be the cytoplasm?"
"My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you"
"If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you"
"If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar"
"Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away"
"You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through."
"My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!"
"Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction."
"You give me a bigger high than a mitochondrion!"
"Although I believe that the combination of our DNA would result in the improvement of our species, I am willing to attempt to prevent same through the use of a barrier device."
"You whip me with your flagellum"
CHEMISTRY
"Baby i could fill your outer shell"
"Is the room shrinking? Because you're getting hotter by the second"
"Girl you must be highly charged cause I feel a spark between us"
"If i was a strong acid, I'd fully dissociate in you."
"When i touch you it feels like an exothermic reaction."
"You make me precipitate."
"I lost my atomic number, can I have yours?"
"You make me harder than the covalent bonds in diamond."
"Our relationship is like caesium... explosive."
"I'm a proton, and i'm positive you must be an electron, cause you're so damn attractive."
"I have a slow reaction rate and a strong yield."
"Hey baby, I've got my ion you."
"Baby, you make my dipole permanent."
"We're like two atoms of neodymium, caught in a magnetic field"
PHYSICS
"Hey babe, I was going to measure the spring constant of my bed tonight and I could, you know, use an assistant. If you know what I mean. ;) (We could make some forced oscillations.)"
"According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me."
"''meet me halfway, at the node of a transverse wave because theres no disturbance''
"I was wondering if you would be able to help me calculate a coefficient of friction"
"You must be the explanation for dark matter, because you keep my galaxy together"
"As I approach you at near the speed of light, I hope I can experience the time dilation of seeing you for eternity."
"our vibrations are gonna make some sweet harmonics"
"lets convert this potential energy to kinetic energy"
"If you let me into your magnetic field, we could induce a current!"
"Hi i'm gamma radiation; I'm highly penetrating"
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Nice lab coat, it would look better on my bedroom floor
BIOLOGY:
"I wish I was DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.... baby"
"If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?"
"You're so hot you just denatured my enzymes"
"I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U"
"It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat"
"Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?"
"If I were a Schwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential. " (THAT IS SICK)
"Hey baby, want to form a zygote?"
"If my right leg is a cell membrane, and my left leg is the other, do you want to be the cytoplasm?"
"My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you"
"If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you"
"If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar"
"Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away"
"You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through."
"My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!"
"Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction."
"You give me a bigger high than a mitochondrion!"
"Although I believe that the combination of our DNA would result in the improvement of our species, I am willing to attempt to prevent same through the use of a barrier device."
"You whip me with your flagellum"
CHEMISTRY
"Baby i could fill your outer shell"
"Is the room shrinking? Because you're getting hotter by the second"
"Girl you must be highly charged cause I feel a spark between us"
"If i was a strong acid, I'd fully dissociate in you."
"When i touch you it feels like an exothermic reaction."
"You make me precipitate."
"I lost my atomic number, can I have yours?"
"You make me harder than the covalent bonds in diamond."
"Our relationship is like caesium... explosive."
"I'm a proton, and i'm positive you must be an electron, cause you're so damn attractive."
"I have a slow reaction rate and a strong yield."
"Hey baby, I've got my ion you."
"Baby, you make my dipole permanent."
"We're like two atoms of neodymium, caught in a magnetic field"
PHYSICS
"Hey babe, I was going to measure the spring constant of my bed tonight and I could, you know, use an assistant. If you know what I mean. ;) (We could make some forced oscillations.)"
"According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me."
"''meet me halfway, at the node of a transverse wave because theres no disturbance''
"I was wondering if you would be able to help me calculate a coefficient of friction"
"You must be the explanation for dark matter, because you keep my galaxy together"
"As I approach you at near the speed of light, I hope I can experience the time dilation of seeing you for eternity."
"our vibrations are gonna make some sweet harmonics"
"lets convert this potential energy to kinetic energy"
"If you let me into your magnetic field, we could induce a current!"
"Hi i'm gamma radiation; I'm highly penetrating"
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